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To Whom It May Concern:                                           12/01

This message is from the law offices of Kringle, Kringle, 

Rudolph & Vixen, informing you that after several extensive 

reviews of the ‘The List’, we determined the hoochie-trash 

behavior you exuded over the last calender year violates 

Section 2.5 of the North Pole Integrity Code. We notified 

our client, Mr. S. Claus, of your “klassy” ways and strongly 

advised that he cease and desist any and all communication 

with you this coming Christmas. If you feel you have received 

this message in error, please contact us at:

1-800-YOU-GOT-A-DIRTY-FRONT-BUTT, Ext. 3.

Thanks and better luck to you on Easter.

Regards,

Keith Kringle

Keith Kringle

Director of Authority

P.O. Box 101

North Pole, N.P.  01234-5678

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