The coFFee staiN card glossary® is a neverending work in progress. Many of the terms defined here are found in some coFFee staiN cards. If you become a coFFee staiN card fan you will receive occasional updates when the glossary gains new terminology.

20% the current, standard tipping percentage for good service. anything less than this percentage is offensive.

40 bag a term used to describe $40- worth of drugs.

69 a sexual act where participants genitals and mouths are aligned with one another.

8-Ball a term used to describe 3.5 grams of cocaine.

BDSM an overlapping abbreviation for Bondage & Discipline (BD), Dominance & Submission (DS), Sadism & Masochism (SM).

BM bowel movement.

baggage past experiences that are considered to be emotional burdens.

bang to have sex.

barebacking intercourse, usually anal, without using a condom.

barrage to bombard with something.

biatch bitch

behind ya a restaurant industry term used to warn someone when you are approaching from the rear.

ben-was two round bearing shaped balls (sizes may vary) that are inserted into the woman’s vagina for sexual stimulation. they’re also used to help strengthen the vaginal muscles.

bender consuming alcohol for at least 48 hrs. straight, with no sleep, no shower, and at some point, blacking out or falling UP a flight of stairs.

black-out the state of being functional but without memory, usually induced by alcohol or drugs. “whatta ya mean I took a dump in your hamper? I must’ve blacked out.”

blitzed drunk

Bogart the act of not sharing something, i.e. a weed pipe or a joint, and is named after actor/chain smoker Humphrey Bogart because of the cigarette he always held in the corner of his mouth, which never seemed to burn down. “hey, man, quit Bogartin’ that thang.”

booty call a late night or early morning hook-up between two people, that typically occurs when at least one of the parties is in a drunken state and usually involves no emotional attachment.

bottom receiving partner in anal intercourse, the female role.

bucket list a list of things one wants to accomplish before kicking the bucket.

bug chasers men looking to get themselves infected with HIV.

Bukkake group sex that involves a woman or man being ejaculated on by multiple men. in Japanese the term means, "splash" or "dash". there are many theories concerning its historical origin. it is now considered a fetish, and many pornographers feature this act in their films. there are many etymological, legal and social views and opinions that surround this word/act.

bump inhaling a small amount of powdered substance. “dude, I’m hammered. give me a bump.”

C-note a $100- bill. the “C” represents 100 in Roman numerals and the “note” refers to a “federal reserve note”.

camel toe this is the visual result from wearing painted on pants/shorts/etc. it’s the splitting, ditch-like indention found in the crotch area of both men and women.

cankles the unfortunate condition when a man or woman’s calves and ankles meet without any tapering or slimming.

Car Bomb a drink consisting of a 1/2 shot of Bailey’s Irish CrËme layered with 1/2 shot of Jameson’s Irish Whiskey, which is then dropped into 3/4 pint of Guinness Stout Beer. If you don’t drink it fast enough it will curdle and increasingly taste worse.

cash and prizes male or femal genetalia.

The Castro a gay district / neighborhood in San Fransisco, CA.

chronic extremely potent marijuana.

Cleveland Steamer the act of rolling back and forth, like a steamroller, on the resultant fecal matter that has been strategically pinched on the chest of another.

cock-block anything that may get in the way of a guy sexually advancing with another. “did you have sex? no, I was cock-blocked by the freakin’ roommate.”

come to orgasm.

conundrum a confusing question.

conversion party an orgy where "bug chasers" allow themselves to get infected by "gift givers".

cooch the vagina.

cougar an older woman who is on the sexual prowl for younger men.

cracked-out a term used to describe the condition following a long night of chemical induced partying. “girrrl, I was so cracked-out I was flashin’ my junk to truck drivers.”

cracker also pronounced, cracka. refers to the "crack" of the whip. it's what the slaves called the white man using the whip.

crank a low-grade of crystal meth. 2.) the male penis.

crunk 1.) crazy drunk. 2.) smoking chronic and drunk.

crystal meth a type of methamphetamine.

cuke cucumber

cum semen.

cunnilingus performing oral sex on a woman.

decanting empty a man’s bladder and refill it with wine using a catheter. the man is now a human wine bottle, ready to fill and refill the glasses of thirsty party attendees.

dickie(ey) a piece of neck wear worn under a shirt, jacket or sweater. you ever see a monkey in a dickie dry hump a bag of candy corn?

dildo a sexual toy, usually the shape of a penis and made of various materials i.e. rubber/plastic, which is inserted into the anus/vagina for stimulation.

d.p. short for, “double penetration”, it’s a sexual act where the vagina and/or the anus is being penetrated at the same time. OUCH!

Dirty Sanchez named after Chava Sanchez, a Hispanic nymphomaniac, who left a Zorro like mark by wiping his penis on the upper lips of those he anally conquered.

disco nap a nap taken to before or in the midst of partying.

docking  the act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.

dry hump to simulate sexual intercourse without penetration.

dump to poop or go BM.

fag a homosexual male.

fag hag a heterosexual woman who hangs out with gay men.

felatio performing oral sex on a man.

felching sucking out the resultant semen following anal sex. WHAT?

fifi a simulated orafice. a homemade, hands free masturbation device; highly prevalent within the prison system.

fisting the sexual act, or art, of inserting ones fist inside oneself or another’s anus and/or vagina. 9 out of 10 prison doctors deem this act hazardous to one’s health. the 1 doctor called in gay to work that day but was later contacted. strangely enough, he had no comment.

Flipper Sex this act occurs when a man is attempting to penetrate a woman’s vagina, but “accidentally” inserts his penis in the anus. if the woman is not keen to this idea, the resulting sounds she makes combined with her head movements is consistent with that of a dolphin.

fluffer this job is for the low man/woman on the porn industry totem pole. his/her responsibilities is to maintain, in whatever means necessary, the arousal state of the male actors during a shoot. no pun intended.

Foreman an electric grill named after professional boxer, George Foreman. for you snooty gourmand’s out there, it really does make a damn good burger. easy clean up, too.

fumunda a shorter version of saying "from under" and is referring to the sweat, and whatever else may be found, in or around a man's testicular region.

G spot named after the man who discovered it, Grafenberg, this area is very sensitive in some women and is located about 2 knuckles’ length inside the vagina on the side closest to the pubic bone. the author of this material strongly suggests those sexual novices (this means all men) out there to be confident in admitting his ignorance concerning this matter. don’t try map-questing it either, idiot.

gaydar the ability to detect homosexuality and homosexuality tendencies in other people.

gift giver a man with HIV who is willing to infect a "bug chaser".

glass quality crystal meth. 2.) a pipe, usually used to smoke marijuana or crack.

goiter a chronic enlargement of the thyroid gland, visible as a swelling at the front of the neck.

glory hole a hole cut in a wall or partition big enough to fit a man’s penis through. it’s primary function is for anonymous sexual pleasure. what’s on the other side of the wall? (insert your own sheep noises here.)

golden shower to be urinated on for sexual pleasure. a.k.a. water sports.

gourmand someone who loves food. a.k.a. a foodie.

grip cash; money.

hammered to be intoxicated.

handy short for a “hand job”.

heathen a person who doesn't belong to a widely held religion and is regarded so by those who do.

hoover like the vacuum name, it's a term given to someone who hogs all the blow at a party.

Hot Carl the act of placing plastic wrap on anothers face and then defecating it.

Hot Pocket a frozen brand sandwich that is now featured in both “lean” and “croissant”.

Houdini a sexual act inspired by the great magician, Harry Houdini, when a man is penetrating his partner from behind, then pre-maturely withdraws and quietly spits saliva (or if he’s really a pro, splatters warm yogurt) onto his/her partner’s back, giving the illusion of an actual money shot, only to unload into his partner’s face as he/she turns to champion the moment. tah-dahhhh!!!

huffing inhaling fumes in order to get high.

hummer a blow job.

idiot box a TV

in the weeds a restaurant industry term meaning, extremely busy or buried.

jack off to masturbate.

jizz semen.

junk the male genitalia.

K-hole a term used to describe the falling or out of control feeling one experiences from consuming too much Ketamine.

Ketamine a non-barbiturate, rapid-acting disassociative anesthetic used on both animals and humans; it also has been used in human medicine for pediatric burn cases and dentistry, and in experimental psychotherapy.

lap dance a type of dance performed, typically, in strip clubs, where the dancer(s) attempt to execute an enticing, sex-like routine for sitting participant(s). tipping is highly encouraged.

master male dominant in S&M culture, a.k.a. daddy. female equivalent is dominatrix.

meat whistle the penis.

Merkin a pubic wig first worn by prostitutes back in the 1600's. they would place it on their freshly shaved hoo-ha to eliminate lice or to disguise syphilis scars.

metro sexual a straight, urban, renaissance type male, who is confident, secure, and educated. he is open- minded, has a strong aesthetic sense, and spends greater amounts of his time and money on his appearance and lifestyle than, say, a redneck or a jock.

M.I.L.F. short for “Mom’s I’d Like to Fornicate”.

Mind Eraser a shot served on the rocks with equal parts Kahlua and vodka and a floater of soda water. it is then consumed all at once through a straw.

minuscule extremely small; tiny.

money shot the male ejaculation scene in porno films. 2.) a shot i created containing vanilla vodka, triple sec, fresh lime juice and simple syrup. serve chilled and garnish with a bath towel.

mullet a hairstyle that is short in the front and long in the back.

nix to forbid or quit.

organ grinder a street musician who plays a barrel organ and is typically accompanied by a monkey who collects money from passersby.

out-out code for going out but with extra party favors included. “are we goin’ out tonight, or we goin’ out-out tonight?”

Pearl Necklace male ejaculate to the neck area, typically after rubbing the penis between a woman's breasts.

pegging refers to the sexual act where a woman wears a strap-on dildo and performs anal on a man.

pinch a loaf to defecate.

P.O.T. stands for “pull out target” and refers to a tattoo placed on the lower back and acts as a spot to shoot at after withdrawing.

power drinking to consume large amounts of alcohol.

power bottom an aggressive or dominant "bottom" partner in anal intercourse.

poz cum a.k.a. "charged cum", it is semen infected with HIV.

pre-op short for, pre-operation, it refers to a transsexual who is in the proces of having surgery for a sex change.

Pulling a train consensual sex with a male or female, performed, consecutively, by three or more men.

quickie intense sex performed in a short amount of time and usually involves little foreplay.

reach-a-round to stimulate your partner with your hand(s) while having sex with them from behind.

Reuben a hot sandwich usually served on rye bread, consisting of corned beef, Swiss cheese, and sauerkraut.

rim job a.k.a. "rimmer", it is the act of orally stimulating the sphincter for sexual pleasure.

Rodeo Sex a sex act setup as a gag or a joke that involves, typically a male, who initiates sex, typically with a female, in a closed off room. when the fornicating begins a pre-selected group of people, who are also in on the gag, rush into the room startling the uninvolved participant. the joke is deemed successful if the rider can stay on for a full 8 seconds.

rolling a term used when high on the drug ecstasy.

Roman Meal performing oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection.

round file trash can.

Russian Roulette party an orgy consisting of both HIV poz and neg men, where neg men take chances of being infected by having sex with poz men there. participants may or may not know ahead of time who is poz or neg.

Rusty Trombone a sexual, multi-tasking act performed on a man that involves a rim job while simultaneously giving a reach-a-round. you don't have to be a band geek to get this picture.

S & M abbreviation for Sadist/Masochist sex. a sadist inflicts pain and controls the masochist. the act, by definition, is consensual by both parties.

safe word a word or set of words used during sex play, typically in the BDSM community, that is agreed upon by participating parties to cease activity. one can say "stop" or "no" as much as they want, but it is not until the safe word is used that activity will cease.

Santorum named after conservative, Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum; it’s the frothy mixture of fecal matter and lube that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

scat sexual acts involving feces.

Siskel & Ebert Gene Siskel (deceased) and Roger Ebert; film critics.

size queen 1.) a man or woman who prefers large penises. 2.) a man or woman, who is usually materialistic, buys the biggest of everything.

sketched-out the confusing, cloudy feeling from being too high on any given substance.

slave a.k.a. boy, it's the passive role in S&M culture. can either be male or female.

Sleeper a.k.a Stranger the act of masturbating after cutting off blood circulation to one or both hands.

smegma the cheesy, sebatious matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.

Snowballing the passing of a money shot, from mouth to mouth, by kissing.

stepped-on the act of cutting an illicit, powder-type drug by adding a lesser expensive, powder type substance to increase weight and revenue.

sugar daddy an older man who gives gifts or money to younger partners in return for sexual favors or companionship. female version is a sugar mama.

suitcase pimp a porn industry term describing a certain breed of husband or boyfriend of a female porn actor. usually jobless, penniless and with a heavy drug habit, he can be found carrying her baggage and on his cell phone handling their partners business affairs.

taint the region of skin between the anus and the genitals. a.k.a. the “chin rest”.

Tallahasee Sweater Vest anal sex with a woman while she's breast feeding (this term is officially created by coFFee staiN cards).

teabag refers to the dragging of the male scrotum across something or someone else.

teener 1.75 grams of cocaine. a half of an 8 ball or a 1/16th, a.k.a. “teenager”.

Tina slang for crystal meth.

top insertive partner in anal intercourse, male role. 

tosh rubbish; nonsense.

tranny a transvestite.

trichotillomania (TTM) commonly known as "trich" or "trichsters" for those who have the condition, it is an impulse control disorder where one repeatedly has the urge to pull out body hair.

trick a gay one night stand, or a sex act with a prostitute.

triple sat a restaurant industry term used when a server has three tables sit down in his/her section all at one time.

trou pants or trousers.

tunnel buddy refers to male friends who have had sex with the same person.

uni-brow an unfortunate but controllable condition where the eye brows grow together to form a single brow.

whore a prostitute.